Six Things to Do When You're Bored at Work
So, out of nowhere, my friend Alycia's dad called her today. After a few confused exchanges, it was revealed that he was calling her because he was bored. At work. This man, an awesome guy by all accounts, called his daughter at school. Because he was bored. At work. Thus was born a list of "Things to Do When Bored". Below is a transcript for you to enjoy.
1) Sit on your boss's desk. Twiddle your thumbs. Respond to nothing but "Quasimodo".
2) Sit in front of the break-room microwave while wearing an apron. Spatula is optional.
3) Lurk in hallways. Occasionally say "Gollum" and "Where is the precious?". Stay in character.
4) Set co-workers' Firefox homepages to 'javascript:alert("TEXT")'.
5) Draw up elaborate plans for a corporate take-over. Use glitter-glue and construction paper.
6) When questioned about your project, have a musical number prepared. Complicated choreography and top hat required.
So there you have it. Next time you're bored at work, try one of these out.
1) Sit on your boss's desk. Twiddle your thumbs. Respond to nothing but "Quasimodo".
2) Sit in front of the break-room microwave while wearing an apron. Spatula is optional.
3) Lurk in hallways. Occasionally say "Gollum" and "Where is the precious?". Stay in character.
4) Set co-workers' Firefox homepages to 'javascript:alert("
5) Draw up elaborate plans for a corporate take-over. Use glitter-glue and construction paper.
6) When questioned about your project, have a musical number prepared. Complicated choreography and top hat required.
So there you have it. Next time you're bored at work, try one of these out.
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